Thursday, September 15, 2005

I'm Not That Stupid

I picked up this cool caribiner/flashlight key chain last week.
Immediately I hung it on my computer bag, this way people think I'm an outdoor guru or something.
No one at work has ever asked me for a flashlight, much less a weak single "AAA" battery flashlight, but now I'm ready if someone really needs one.
I was looking at my newest little gadget this afternoon and I noticed that stamped in the side is this warning "Not For Climbing".
This could only mean one thing, and that is, somewhere some dumb-ass actually used this $3.00 piece of stamped aluminum as their one and only safety link.

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