Thursday, February 28, 2008

The 9th Floor

900 days ago I put down the can and haven't picked it up since.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Travel Tip #23

Remember growing when you played the "Spot The Difference" game? Look at the two pictures below besides "Before" & "After" can you spot the difference?

Did you spot it?
I fixed the hotel room. I have no idea who designed this room and why would anybody sit at the desk with the television behind them?

I'm going to leave it this way and see if when I come back tomorrow evening if the housekeeping staff decided to fix it back or leave my re-design intact.

Here's the previous tips "LINK"

Monday, February 25, 2008

View From Here

Ashland VA
Holiday Inn Express #219
Virginia Beach VA
Marriott Courtyard #255
Ashland VA
Hampton Inn Express #325

Sunday, February 24, 2008

I'm Glad I'm Past This Stage Of My Life

Growing up clowns scared the hell out of me but if I was still a wee lad and happened to Like Spongebob and lets say I happened to have a fever and my Mom just so happened to bust out the "Official Spongebob Square Pants" rectal thermometer I don't think I'd be so scared of clowns anymore.

Easy to Read
Large night light display for easy reading
Last temperature recall
Battery/storage case included
Automatic shut off
Oral, underarm or rectal use
Guaranteed to be as accurate as glass thermometer

Added Safety
Bite-resistant shield
Guaranteed against damage from biting
No glass to break
Mercury free

It looks like the manufacturer is very concerned about this thing ending up in little Johnny's mouth.

Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking

Sunday, February 10, 2008

View From Here

Ashland, VA
Hampton Inn #325
Raleigh, NC
Holiday Inn #1210

"Google Map"

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Thank A Teacher

If you can read.
Goose bought this lamp the other day and thankfully it had a sticker that clearly showed the top of the lamp. Sometimes I am "Just ate up with dumbass" and if I was having a dumbass moment when I placed the lamp on her dresser and if I had no idea which way the lamp had to be placed on the dresser I know that I can read and I could have looked at the sticker that showed TOP and as a backup in case I couldn't read there is even an arrow on the sticker pointing up.
Again I am thankful that I can read.

Friday, February 01, 2008

1:05 To Spare?

After seeing this I'm starting to regret the fact that I've already submitted my "Cubicle Farm" furniture budget for the coming year.
I can almost reach my pencil, There now, I can almost reach my pencil, OK now I can almost reach my pencil, oh screw it.