Sunday, January 28, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
I understand that you are glad I'm here. I know you are welcoming me back. I know which pillows are firm and soft because you have them stitched into the pillow cases plus my head can tell the difference. I know that your free breakfast begins at 6:00 am because your desk clerk told me that just 2 minutes ago. The only note that is of great importance to me is the TV channel guide and if that's missing I can usually figure out the stations in about 5 minutes.
I am sure that you must spend a fortune printing and re-printing these things cause I just know that most people wad them up and throw them out.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
- Soft drinks: 1/day @ $1 = $356 year
- Candy bar/chips: 1/day @ $.60 = $219 year
- Concert tickets: 6/year @ $75 = $450
- Magazine: 1/week @$3.50 = $182
- Cigarettes (plus tax): 1 pack/day @ $4.75 = $1,733.75
- Tank of gas: 1/week @ $40 = $2,080
- Music CD: 1/month @ $17 = $204
- Lottery tickets: 2/week @ $2 = 208
- Fast-food lunches: 5/week @ $8 = $2,080
- Name-brand tennis shoes: 2 pair/year @ $125 = $250
- Specialty coffee: 1/day @ $3.50 = $1,277.50
- Video rentals: 2/week @ $5 = $520
TOTAL SAVED IN ONE YEAR: $9569.25!
Source: University of Illinois College of Agricultural, Consumer and Environmental Sciences
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Either the squats were the culprit or the housekeeping staff broke into my room and frogged me.
The best part is that I've got a matching one on the other arm.
The next best thing is my crappy camera managed to capture every hair on my arm.
Friday, January 19, 2007
"Well Coach I guess you're right I am a total dumb ass". All these celebrities have all this money if you must partake think about paying someone $20 or $30k a year to tote your dope around. Plenty of links to read up about Mr. Vick "LINK" and in case you want your own secret water bottle try this "LINK"
There are few thing worse that a pissed off 9 year old, that knows how steal a car and make two flight connections before getting busted. His Mom seems to think that video games helped him with the whole "How do I drive this car" part of the scenario.
I am willing to bet that this little delinquent managed an upgrade on at least one of those flights. Hey TSA thanks for protecting us, well at least they managed to find Michael Vicks special herb water bottle. "LINK"
I have often heard that the difference between the trash and girls from New Jersey is at least the trash gets taken out. The trash and Miss New Jersey that is. You know the whole Miss America, Miss USA thing seems to have lost some of it's luster some of it's status could it be because Burt Parks has retired, who knows. I do love the scandals first Tara Conner gets a second chance then we get to see pictures of Miss Nevada going through her BUG phase (Bi-Sexual Until Graduation) and now for the hat trick we got us a pregnant one. These pageant girls appear to have more fun than their predecessors I must say.
In case you haven't heard Lohan has checked herself into rehab, imagine that. Do your own Google search and make your own jokes this is to easy of a target. "LINK"
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Not bad, several pieces for cardio and a nice Nautilus machine.
Check out the Fitness Center "RULES" sign, No Drinking, posted right behind the water cooler.
Nothing scares fellow travelers more than when someone they don't know pulls out a camera and starts taking pictures.
The one nice thing about working out last night was that it allowed me to feast on a countrified Southern lunch at "Martin's". If your ever on the edge of downtown Montgomery check it out.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
This single burger covers just about all of your nutritional needs in one meal, oh not quite there's no carbohydrates, damn there goes my diet. "LINK"
Look at the fat, Look at the fat, Look at the fat
Accused Country Club Call Girls Out Of Jail
POSTED: 5:43 am EST January 4, 2007 UPDATED: 9:01 am EST January 5, 2007
DULUTH, Ga. -- The two women police say were charging up to $10,000 for sex were released from the Gwinnett County Jail Thursday night. Forty-two-year-old Lisa Ann Taylor was arrested yesterday at her million-dollar home in the exclusive Sugarloaf Country Club area. District Attorney Danny Porter says she was charged with violating the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt
Organizations Act, also known as RICO. "LINK"
When the going gets weird, the weird turn into prostitutes.
I’m not exactly sure what “high-end” acts of prostitution are and how they can possibly cost $10,000.00 but I have a feeling that the soundtrack for the whole event would be Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”.
My take on how these ladies got busted is this – Some soccer/tennis Mom found out that her hubby was dropping thousands (and I mean thousands) of dollars on these ladies (and not on her) and decided to place a phone call to the local authorities.
Ten grand a shot you are talking about some major players with major cash that may just live in the neighborhood. “Honey, I’m going across the street to help that nice single lady hang up some pictures”.
I wonder last night in that prestigious Sugarloaf Country Club if over dinner several husbands said to their wives “Honey, we need to move, and fast”.
I understand that nobody’s mug shot is all that great but these two, doubtfully worth $10,000.00
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
The cost 7.50 per ticket $30.00
(3) sodas 4.00 $ 12.00
(2) Popcorns $ 7.00
Skittles $ 4.00
Total $ 53.00
This would be the reason we normally rent movies, I could have attended a "Gladiators" game for less.
First I could never afford getting divorce "Eddy I want half" but if I survived that I would never be able to afford to go on another date. Now if I could just get "Goose" a boyfriend to pick up her piece, of course that would be a boyfriend without all that holding hands crap and stuff.
Rocky was OK. Stallone is in damn good shape for his age.