Oral Hygiene

"The Wife" and I had a kid free night last night so we decided to go to a movie. The last time we had a movie night alone was around 10 years ago and "H" is around 10 years old so you do the math and you'll get the picture. We decided to go and see "Mr & Mrs Smith". Not a bad movie, my favorite scene is when the Smith's are interrogating "The Tank" and he is wearing a "Fight Club" tshirt. Vince Vaughn has a bunch of great lines in this flick. After a hearty dinner at "Famous Dave's" we were off to the multiplex.
After downing 2 or 3 sodas at dinner and nature being what it is I needed to find a bathroom. Men's bathrooms, believe it or not, sell some great stuff. You can buy aspirins, combs, cologne and other personal care products.


The multiplexes bathroom happened to sell chewable toothbrushes, huh, what's a chewable toothbrush. Well 75 cents later I was about to find out. Once I saw the package I was starting to think that it contained a breath mint and a note that said "You've been owned", but scroll down.


It did not contain a breathmint but what appeared to be a small, no wait make that a very small plastic toilet brush which was laced with a powdery minty substance. The package displayed the Warning of "Do Not Swallow". I guess not, unless you want to clean your intestines. Turns out this is a legit product, they even have a web site "Fuzzy Brush".
You never know what you'll find in a men's bathroom.