Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to buy a new fence.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
Q: What does a fish smoke?
A: Sea weed.
Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?
A: "WWWEEEEeeeeeeee..."
Q: How does a pig get to the hospital?
A: In a hambulance.
Q: What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A: A monkey with a chainsaw.
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself.
Q: What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A: A sponge.
Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?
A: Name that Tuna.
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Q: Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
A: Two hundred soles were lost.
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.
Q: What does D.A.M stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
Q: What another word for a gay farmer?
A: A jolly rancher.
Stolen from blog-thegoose.com
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