Thursday, June 15, 2006

Do It Yourself, Kind Of

Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities

From Stacey Francisco CNN
Wednesday, June 14, 2006; Posted: 4:58 p.m. EDT (20:58 GMT)
(CNN) -- Large quantities of drugs were found inside merchandise from at least
two Home Depot stores in Massachusetts, and authorities are investigating, police
said Wednesday.

A contractor late last week discovered two 50-pound "bricks" of marijuana wrapped
in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot store in
Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson. "LINK"

Dudes wife has probably been nagging him for the last month or so to finally finish his week-end bathroom re-modeling project. Dude drags himself out of the comfortable recliner and heads to Homey D. Dude picks out any old vanity and drags it to the register, then drags it to the car, then drags it into the house and then finally drags it into the bathroom where lo' and behold he finds $145,000.00 worth of dope. Talk about getting your wife off of your case, dude has hit the matrimonial lottery.
I could just see this guy dragging this vanity around wondering "Why in the hell is this vanity so heavy? It must be constructed with some high quality wood or maybe I'll find 100 pounds of dope shoved inside it".
After I post this I'm heading to Homey D myself and see what I can find....................

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