Pat, I'd Like To Buy The Letter "R" and an "I" While We're At It

It was a Monday morning at the dentist and with at least 14 fingers in my mouth my tooth doc begins telling me about this store Wu Mart. Wu Mart? you must mean Walmart (I mumble). No, it's Wu Mart and they have all this great stuff. So on the way home from the office I make a couple of turns and sure enough I find Wu Mart (Wholesale To The Public I might add). This joint is loaded, and I mean loaded with all kinds of imported stuff. Gym shorts for $1.00, fake Converse High tops for $12.99 and hats, lots and lots of hats. Then I see what I came for the black hat with the white letters stating GET DONE no "R" and no "I". It's "GIT- R- DONE" if you are going to try and rip off a catch phrase do it right and then have someone check to make sure you got it right. I'M DONE would have made more sense then GET DONE. So what did I do? I bought one, hey for $1.50 it is worth the laugh.