Friday, August 26, 2005

You Go Now, You Eat Too Much

We all went out for lunch at "Hong Kong Willies All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet".
You know this kind of place, it's where they fix one giant pot of chicken and then cover it with different kinds of sauces, throw it in an aluminum tub and place it behind the "sneeze guard" for all to enjoy. Then you eat so damn much that you wear your chop-sticks down the size of toothpicks bound and determined to get your $6.00 worth.
Well, we found ourselves seated next to a Mother & her teenage son. Now none of us heard the actual beginning of this conversation, but apparently junior was wanting to go to the movies and see "The 40 Year Old Virgin". What we heard was the last two sentences, which went something like this.
Junior: "I want to go see The 40 Year Old Virgin"
Mom: "You want to go see The 40 Year Old Virgin, then go look in the mirror in about 27 years"
Needless to say it was all we could do to keep our soda in our mouths and not exiting through our noses.
I think junior has a long hard road ahead of him.......

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