Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Dial Up Hell

I believe that I am become an internet snob. I am in a hotel where the WiFi is down so my only connection to the real world is through a 24k phone connection. It took 12 minutes to e-mail a 750k file.
A few quotes form the morning's paper vent section

The best thing about dating a homeless person is at the end of the date you can drop them off anywhere.

If they would make all airport screeners female I would fly more often.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Nothing ruins good parenting like teenagers.

Enjoy reading this story about how the French train their bomb sniffing dogs. At least the French make good toast and fries.

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