Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A Few Laughs, A Very Few

We have just ended the first wave of meal preperation. At this point "The Wife" says that we are on schedule, so lets take a break and try to have a laugh.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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