
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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