Sick Day

CHINESE SICK LEAVE

I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to
give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try
that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon... You got nice house.

Thanks to "MBK" for that International Gem