Sunday, May 29, 2005

Dude Is Safely Back On The Ground


Well good news Carl is no longer perched on the crane. The hit him with tasers early on Saturday morning.
Risky move, can you imagine the lawsuit if after they filled poor Carl 50,000 Volts of juice he fell off the crane. The local cops are braver than me, 18 floors up on a crane, get a firefighter they love heights. The police are claiming to have used 5000 man hours to cover Carls little stunt. Are we going to give Carl a bill for the time and materials spent during his plight? They were looking into doing it for the "Runaway Bride"? Carl is wanted for murder and all poor little Jennifer did was to skip out on a small and simple wedding.

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