Why does a blonde have one more brain cell than a horse?
So she doesn't poop during the parade!
We celebrated "The Wifes" birthday yesterday. The meal was finished of with a diabetic delight cake. The icing contained 8oz. cream cheese, 1/2 cup sugar. 1 cup powdered sugar, 12 oz cool whip and 10 (yes 10) almond Hershey bars. "The Wife" said that she had some for breakfast, so much for being a nutritional role model for the kids.
I was charged with being the substitute soccer coach on Saturday. We lost 7-0. At one point they announced over the loud speaker "Would the lady who lost her 11 kids, please return to pick them up, they are getting beat up".
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