The New Frick's World Fridge

As we near the end of the week the madness continues. The 2 year old "Fridge" has taken a nose dive. Right now we are living out of a cooler. The repairman will call in the morning with the dreaded 2 hour window in which he will be here. If we are not here for the repairman the next available appointment in next Wednesday. So right no it appears that the appliances is winning out over Frick's World.

Here's a couple of jokes that I can tell the repair man, maybe he will laugh and go easy on the bill

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Why did the child fall off the bicycle?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something from your fridge!