Sunday, December 10, 2006

Still Fresh In Our Minds From Last Year

Last Tuesday my traffic increased 10 fold (from 2 hits to 20 hits) and every hit was from Google searching the word "Pornament". I am thinking what brought all this traffic on when "CB" calls me saying that "Drudge" or "Slashdot" had an article about someone selling pornaments, mystery solved. But here is what's bugging me "CB" coined this phrase, on his own, last Christmas and for a good 6 or 7 months Frick's World was #1 on Google when you searched pornament. Now poor "CB" is soured on this whole internet thing as well as he hasn't even decorated his office for Christmas yet.

So here is the original post from last year and maybe this will help our pornament ranking.

I'm hanging around this morning when "CB" comes bounding in with his contribution to the annual Christmas (that's right it's Christmas not holiday) spirit. It's was a sad sack of a tree, decorated with a lone ornament. "Hey "CB" what gives with the single ornament?" I utter. CB bounces back "Ornament? " "What ornament?" "That's not an ornament, that my bald friend is a PORNAMENT."
We are under the belief that someone at the ornament design company made a prototype as a joke and somehow it made it to the production line, overseas and down the street to the local holiday discount store, but that's just our belief.......

por·na·ment (po´rn-mnt) n.
Something that decorates or adorns; an embellishment visable to the naked eye
2. Any adornament that makes me laugh
3. Something made in Taiwan of a sexual nature that Americans unwillingly purchase

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