Martha's out. Is the Frick's World kitchen safe?
I remember growing up watching show like "The Rockford Files" & "Police Women" (Angie Dickinson was very confusing to a prepubescent 12 year old) that when ever someone was released from the slammer all they got was a new suit and $25.00. Now lets fast forward 4o years or so, now when you get sprung from the big house you receive television coverage, a smoking Yahoo! Ranking and a ride in a private jet.
Why I wonder are we spending tax dollars to outfit Martha with one of those drab house arrest bracelets? This women is going to have her every move covered by all the major news outlets.
I bet the news divisions are already putting together a "Martha Posse".
Could the whole "House Arrest Bracelet" be some kind of marketing scheme that Martha has put together (she's had 5 months)?
Think about it, her own line of "Marthaized" ankle bracelets. "House Arrest It's A Good Thing" could be the marketing campaign.
She is now eligible the receive her paycheck ($900,000.00 per year) and she has a couple of TV shows in the works.
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