or any of those "We'll settle this court case on TV" shows.
I spend a fair amount of time in hotels so called fitness rooms. I usually turn on the TV, turn off the sound and fire up the MP3 player, and one thing that I have noticed is that between 5:00 pm and 7:00pm not matter what town you are in you can always find one of these "court" shows on the TV.
If you want to guarantee that your groundbreaking case will be seen on TV make sure you follow one, two or all of these guidelines below:
1. Have some weird ass name (Fontara Rio de Janeiro)
2. Spell your name with a letter that makes no sense (David is spelled Davizd)
3. Be obese (A biscuit away from 400lbs.)
4. Show up with a tie that is entirely to short (an ugly tie will also work)
5. Have no receipts for payments made or received in your possession
6. Have your friends cell phone put in your name because your friends credit sucks
(Of course your friend has to promise to pay the bill, but have nothing in writing to back up your case)
7. Show up with all of your friends even if they have nothing to do with the case.
8. Have more than 7 earrings (but only in one ear)
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