Thursday, September 25, 2008

Oh Lawd!

A Shelby County man and his wife said two doctors amputated the man's penis without his consent, and have filed a lawsuit.

According to the lawsuit, Philip Seaton, 61, went to have a circumcision last Octoberas part of treatment for a medical condition. Seaton said when he woke up from the procedure, he realized his penis had been amputated.

Seaton has suffered mental anguish, pain, and has lost the enjoyment of life, according to the lawsuit.
The lawsuit was filed in Shelby County court last week against Dr. John Patterson, who performed the procedure, Dr. Oliver James, who administered anesthesia, and Commonwealth Urology, PSC.
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"Doctor I can't feel my penis" - "That's cause we amputated your hands"

What do you call the person that graduated last in their medical class? "Doctor"

Dear God how much money could possibly ease this mans pain? I have no idea but I can "George Zimmer" guarantee that it's going to contain a whole bunch of zeros.

Now I'm sure that Dr. Ginsu Knife did what he felt was in the best interest of his patient and since Dr. Ginsu Knife is also a male I'm sure this was not a snap decision, but general male to male courtesy does require full and complete consciousness by both parties before any penis cutting begins.

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