Someone Beens Painting

I didn't go and run off with a Smurf, "The Wife" decided to do some painting today and apparently she did it barefooted. Using my CSI deductive reasoning skills I can theorize a few things

• There is now something robin egg blue in my house
• Somewhere there is a whole mess of paint on the floor
• I will have to clean up the above mess
• "The Wife" will now require a pedicure

and how come the "little piggie that stayed home" is bigger than "this piggie went to market"?