In addition to sarcasm one of the things we offer are tips, simple tips such as "Never kiss a moody rhinoceros on the lips".
This tip is possibly the greatest ever. When in the kitchen have you ever gone and grabbed the aluminum foil opened the box grabbed the foil and pulled only to have the roll come flying out of the box bounce off of the counter and then roll across the floor? Yea me neither.
Well apparently look at the end of the box what do you see "Press here to lock end" get outta here. It is claimed to have been there for years but none of us have ever taken the time to notice. I call "BS" on that and believe it's something they've just recently added. Never the less push those suckers in and end your frustration.
Thanks to "NGTO" for this tip