Thursday, January 08, 2009

D-I-V-I-O-R-C-E

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Legal word meaning to rip out a kidney through the court system."
Dewey Cheatum & How

Who has not heard of the man that wants his donated kidney back from his soon to be ex-wife? If not follow the "LINK" or "Google Search"

Cliff Notes
Wife is sick needs a kidney
Husband gives her one of his
Healthy wife has an extramarital affair
Wife files for divorce
Husband now wants his kidney back or 1.5 million bucks.

What is it, oh yeah. fact is stranger than fiction.

Now we all know that Dr. Batista is not going to get his kidney back, besides what the hell would he do with it, he's not going to get 1.5 million either. Of course most people are going to think that Dr. Batista is a total ass (maybe he is, maybe he isn't) but the most brilliant move in this whole saga is that now everyone has heard that this woman cheated on the man that gave her one of his kidneys, the man that saved her life............ and like toothpaste once it's out of the tube you can't put it back into the tube

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