One Of The Constants

around the south is "Waffle House". It's the butt of many jokes;

What has 4 breasts and two teeth?
Midnight shift at a Waffle House.
Never the less there are fewer places that serve a better breakfast or are more friendly.
That being said I don't think I'd get married at one.
"Married At Waffle House"
The best part is that this took place in the county that I live in.