Bush's Tax Rebate

from Cold Chilli by Cold Chilli LINK
(Don't send this to the Gov of NY....He was ahead of this e-mail....)
How to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala,
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Sincerely,
Client #10

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I only wish I was creative enough to think of this.

Atlanta Tornado Damage

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Olaf over at "Scan Gwinnett" put this together.

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Pineville NC
Hampton Inn #203
Jackson MS
Hampton Inn #311
Raleigh NC
Hampton Inn #414


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Easley SC
Hampton Inn #329
Matthews NC
Hampton Inn #511

The 9th Floor

900 days ago I put down the can and haven't picked it up since.

Travel Tip #23

Remember growing when you played the "Spot The Difference" game? Look at the two pictures below besides "Before" & "After" can you spot the difference?

BEFORE

AFTER

Did you spot it?
I fixed the hotel room. I have no idea who designed this room and why would anybody sit at the desk with the television behind them?

I'm going to leave it this way and see if when I come back tomorrow evening if the housekeeping staff decided to fix it back or leave my re-design intact.


Here's the previous tips "LINK"

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Ashland VA
Holiday Inn Express #219
Virginia Beach VA
Marriott Courtyard #255
Ashland VA
Hampton Inn Express #325

I'm Glad I'm Past This Stage Of My Life

Growing up clowns scared the hell out of me but if I was still a wee lad and happened to Like Spongebob and lets say I happened to have a fever and my Mom just so happened to bust out the "Official Spongebob Square Pants" rectal thermometer I don't think I'd be so scared of clowns anymore.

Easy to Read
Large night light display for easy reading
Last temperature recall
Battery/storage case included
Automatic shut off
Oral, underarm or rectal use
Guaranteed to be as accurate as glass thermometer

Added Safety
Bite-resistant shield
Guaranteed against damage from biting
No glass to break
Mercury free

It looks like the manufacturer is very concerned about this thing ending up in little Johnny's mouth.

Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking

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Ashland, VA
Hampton Inn #325
Raleigh, NC
Holiday Inn #1210

"Google Map"

Thank A Teacher

If you can read.
Goose bought this lamp the other day and thankfully it had a sticker that clearly showed the top of the lamp. Sometimes I am "Just ate up with dumbass" and if I was having a dumbass moment when I placed the lamp on her dresser and if I had no idea which way the lamp had to be placed on the dresser I know that I can read and I could have looked at the sticker that showed TOP and as a backup in case I couldn't read there is even an arrow on the sticker pointing up.
Again I am thankful that I can read.

1:05 To Spare?

After seeing this I'm starting to regret the fact that I've already submitted my "Cubicle Farm" furniture budget for the coming year.
I can almost reach my pencil, There now, I can almost reach my pencil, OK now I can almost reach my pencil, oh screw it.

You Might Live In A Bad Sectrion Of Town

if the ATM you use looks like this. "Flickr Link"

Cable Management 101

If you work with Ethernet cables and you happen suffer from OCD life eventually is going to suck for you. At some point you are going to have a 12' run and 16' of cable, so what do you do but bust out the zip ties and try to hide 4' of cable by routing it up over and around everything in sight. Well these guys have taken cable management to an art form "LINK"

I on the other hand don't happen to suffer from OCD nor do I have any zip ties.

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Pineville, NC
Hampton Inn #432
Knoxville, TN
Holiday Inn #312

Sleeveface

For all you young'uns out there before there were CD's we had something called "LP's". The great thing with LP's was that you cool artwork and liner notes that you could actually read. Well the fine folks at Flickr have put together a pool of people holding up LP & CD covers to the face and body. If I only had a creative bone in my body. "Flickr Link"

A New Must Have

For Christmas I got "Mr Bento" for hauling my food around in, and I eat a lot.
Now I need to add a set of "Din-ink" to my arsenal and these probably won't help me to quit chewing on my pen tops either.

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From the month of December 2007
Franklin TN
Hampton Inn
Statesboro GA
Hampton Inn
New Bern NC
Hampton Inn
Raleigh NC
Hampton Inn

List Of The Day: Best of 2007 Mugshots Of The Day

Over the past few weeks "List Of The Day" has become a daily read (hence the name), but the mug shot post needs to be shared with the rest of the world. Matter of fact I recognize one of the ladies as a local.
List Of The Day: Best of 2007 Mugshots Of The Day

I'm Hungry

and I love food as much as the next guy. Men's Health put together a list of the 20 worst foods in America. "LINK" Below is the winner and oh yeah I'm still hungry...............

Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

2,900 calories
182 g fat 240 g carbs

Even if you split this "starter" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a dessert and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier.

Life is tough, Tougher if your stupid......

Men Shoot Themselves in Tattoo Attempt

Monday, December 31, 2007

Getting a tattoo can be a painful proposition, but usually it's just the needle you have to worry about. Two men trying to trace a loaded .357-caliber Magnum as a pattern for a tattoo accidentally shot themselves, the Otero County Sheriff's Department said Monday.

Robert Glasser and Joey Acosta, both 22, were treated at a hospital in El Paso, Texas, after the shooting Thursday evening in nearby Chaparral.

Authorities said Glasser was struck in the hand when the gun accidentally went off, and Acosta was hit in the left arm. Their injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said. "LINK"

and the gene pool continues to keep itself clean. Getting a tattoo requires much thought and dedication and these two proved it. I imagine they were using a crayon to do the tracing (nothing with a sharp point) and you just know that alcohol was involved.