Another Life Tip

Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online
2 days ago
FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (AP) — Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it. Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager. The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home. The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned. Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages. "LINK"

I can't believe that I have to post this as a life tip but here goes - Unless you have consented to and signed a bunch of legal looking papers do not pose nude for a camera, even if your better half is on the other side of the lens, because at some point (mark my words) it will come back to haunt you.
If you pose naked for a cell phone picture you're a dumb ass and whatever happens to you, you probably deserve.

Oh wait a second I have a feeling that Mr Sherman might be able to walk away from this with a life lesson - "Don't leave your cell phone lying around"

You Just Gotta Love Gwinnett County

Accused Country Club Call Girls Out Of Jail

POSTED: 5:43 am EST January 4, 2007 UPDATED: 9:01 am EST January 5, 2007

DULUTH, Ga. -- The two women police say were charging up to $10,000 for sex were released from the Gwinnett County Jail Thursday night. Forty-two-year-old Lisa Ann Taylor was arrested yesterday at her million-dollar home in the exclusive Sugarloaf Country Club area. District Attorney Danny Porter says she was charged with violating the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt
Organizations Act, also known as RICO. "LINK"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn into prostitutes.

I’m not exactly sure what “high-end” acts of prostitution are and how they can possibly cost $10,000.00 but I have a feeling that the soundtrack for the whole event would be Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”.

My take on how these ladies got busted is this – Some soccer/tennis Mom found out that her hubby was dropping thousands (and I mean thousands) of dollars on these ladies (and not on her) and decided to place a phone call to the local authorities.

Ten grand a shot you are talking about some major players with major cash that may just live in the neighborhood. “Honey, I’m going across the street to help that nice single lady hang up some pictures”.

I wonder last night in that prestigious Sugarloaf Country Club if over dinner several husbands said to their wives “Honey, we need to move, and fast”.

I understand that nobody’s mug shot is all that great but these two, doubtfully worth $10,000.00

More Proof That Crack Can Kill You

Deputies: Man on crack when alligator attacked
Deputies rescue Polk man from jaws of alligator.

Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer
Posted November 29, 2006, 6:58 PM EST

LAKELAND -- A man who was attacked by an alligator this morning was naked and smoking crack at the time, Polk County deputies who rescued him said today. The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were called by nearby residents who reported hearing a man yelling for help. The first deputy on the scene was unable to free the man, Adrian J. Apgar, from the alligator's mouth. It wasn't until 3 or 4 of them were in chest-deep water that they were able to pull him free after the tug-of-war. Apgar, 45, of Polk City, suffered a broken arm, partially amputated left arm and trauma to his left leg. Doctors are trying to reattach the arm at Lakeland Regional Medical Center, where was listed in critical condition. "We don't know whether he'll make it or not," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd. According to a news release from the Polk Sheriff's Office, "The very dark conditions and risk of injuring the victim made shooting the alligator impossible, leaving deputies to contend with their own safety after becoming exhausted in waist deep mud. All deputies made it out of the water without injury." Read More "LINK"

Maybe another "Life Rule" - Nudity, crack & alligators they just don't mix........