Congrats

"Goose" just got accepted at "GCSU" friends they grow up fast and expensively.

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Knoxville, TN
Holiday Inn #305

ObamaFi Me

Site of the day "Obamiconme"

You Go Now You Work Too Much

TOKYO, Japan (CNN) -- Even before one reaches the front door of Canon's headquarters in Tokyo, one can sense the virtual stampede of employees pouring out of the building exactly at 5:30 p.m.

In a country where 12-hour workdays are common, the electronics giant has taken to letting its employees leave early twice a week for a rather unusual reason: to encourage them to have more babies.

Japan is in the midst of an unprecedented recession, so corporations are being asked to work toward fixing another major problem: the country's low birthrate. "LINK"

12 hour work days? That's only half a day and now they want to let folks leave early a couple of days a week to do what...... If you've had a vasectomy do you still get to go home early just to practice? What if you're not married? It's very easy to increase the population just ask the "Duggars"

Kyocera Vet

I forgot all about this commercial. Nothing like a Monday laugh

It's OK He's With The Band

"H" and the Five Forks Pep Band got to play during Saturday's basketball games. Fortunately the Pep Band played better than the 8th grade boys & girls did, because both teams got smoked.......................

The Hat's Where Its @

It seems like Aretha's hat is getting more press time and frequent flyer miles than she is.
There's even a Flickr group of said hats travels "LINK"
I never tire of seeing Nick's mugshot.

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Matthews, NC
Hampton Inn #214
Fletcher, NC
Fairfield Inn #208

For You Political Types

in other words you folks that are still sporting the McCain Palin bumper stickers.

"DP" sent this and believe it or not I had not seen this.......

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Barrack Hussein Obama has been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin
Laden when elected. So Osama himself decided to send Barrack Hussein Obama a
letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSA-0773H.

Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC and
his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden. Joe Biden could
not solve it, so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.

Finally, they asked Sarah Palin to solve it. Within a few minutes Palin
e-mailed Obama with this reply: "Tell Obama he's holding the message upside
down."

My Cool Christmas Gift

Sporting my Christmas cuff links yesterday, they were gift from my Dad. He received them as a High School graduation gift from his parents in 1953. Probably the oldest thing I own.

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Orlando FL
Sheraton #911
Ocala, FL
Hampton Inn #150




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Ahhhhh Family

Cee Bee @ FriendFeed posted a link to the site "Sexy People a celebration of the perfect portrait" don't let the title scare you it's safe for work. This is the kind of classic stuff that you can only get at an Olan Mills or a Sears Portrait studio.
Below are just a couple of the perfect portraits you will find there & I'm sure we all have a few of these tucked away in the back of our guest room closet.

Since When

am I so old that most of the music I listen to is considered classic rock?
I was listening to "lastfm" and somehow they consider Eddie Money, Styx, Kansas & Journey classic rock.
I always figured stuff like Led Zeppelin, The Who & The Beatles classic rock and oh yeah put The Rolling Stones in that group as well.
Maybe I'll just grow my "Mullet" back & show everyone what's classic.

List Of The Day: Vid Of The Day: Polar Bear Club FAIL!

The funniest thing I've seen all day.



List Of The Day: Vid Of The Day: Polar Bear Club FAIL!

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Anderson, SC
Hampton Inn #312

Matthews, NC
Hampton Inn #216

D-I-V-I-O-R-C-E

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Legal word meaning to rip out a kidney through the court system."
Dewey Cheatum & How

Who has not heard of the man that wants his donated kidney back from his soon to be ex-wife? If not follow the "LINK" or "Google Search"

Cliff Notes
Wife is sick needs a kidney
Husband gives her one of his
Healthy wife has an extramarital affair
Wife files for divorce
Husband now wants his kidney back or 1.5 million bucks.

What is it, oh yeah. fact is stranger than fiction.

Now we all know that Dr. Batista is not going to get his kidney back, besides what the hell would he do with it, he's not going to get 1.5 million either. Of course most people are going to think that Dr. Batista is a total ass (maybe he is, maybe he isn't) but the most brilliant move in this whole saga is that now everyone has heard that this woman cheated on the man that gave her one of his kidneys, the man that saved her life............ and like toothpaste once it's out of the tube you can't put it back into the tube

One Of The Great Mysteries Solved

We've all gotten a clean t shirt out of the dresser only to find 3 or 4 small holes at the bottom of it. You stand there wondering what the hell happened. You, my friend, are not alone as a matter of fact this is an age old question has been asked all across the interweb..

"Yahoo Answers"
"ThriftyFun"
"Apartment Therapy"

so it appears that this is not an isolated incident.

Well I think that this evening I have solved the riddle..... scroll down.....

Hey Where'd "The Wife" Go?

Thousands of shoes tie up Miami freeway traffic

MIAMI (AP) State troopers are looking for a charity to take thousands of shoes that were dumped on a Miami expressway,
tying up rush hour traffic. Lt. Pat Santangelo says the Florida Highway Patrol received a call about the shoes Friday morning.

Santangelo says he's not sure where the shoes came from. There were no signs of a crash and no one stopped to claim them. He says he hopes someone will take them because he doesn't want to send them to the dump. Workers using a front-end loader and a dump truck were able to quickly clear at least one lane by sweeping all the shoes to shoulder, but delays were expected until they could all be removed. "LINK"

or maybe I should ask who broke into my house and cleaned out "The Wife's" closet.
How does anyone lose a thousand shoes and not realize it, or better yet 12 hours later not realize that the news report showing all these shoes scattered across the interstate are theirs.